Because if you've been struggling period problems...
you'd be checking most of these boxes.
- PCOS, and all of the lovely symptoms that come with it!
- Just came off the pill and haven't had a period in months!
- Low libido, because that makes making a baby even easier!
- Trouble draggin yourself out of bed in the morning
- Anxiety and depression, which might also keep you up at night, you night owl, you!
- Painful, soul-sucking periods, the best part of being a woman!
- Uncontrollable sugar cravings at 3pm!
- Struggling to drop stubborn weight around the midsection.
- Moodiness and irritability, that can only be (temporarily) fixed with chocolate fudge cake!
- Get stressed just sitting in your office.
Let's get serious...
BECAUSE HERE’S A NOT-SO-FUN FACT --
The majority of women struggling today are dealing with PCOS, irregular periods, hypothalamus dysfunction, fertility problems comes from less-than-healthy ovaries and YUP, you guessed it: imbalanced hormones.
YES. It’s time to make some much-needed changes.
Let’s get your periods and hormones back into balance
Because, I mean, your body isn’t going to heal itself.
That's why you are here.
You might be thinking — “but I’ve been to a hundred doctors (okay, two or five) and they haven’t been able to help me. They’ve given me pills, put me on hormone, Letrozole metformin, clomid, etc etc etc, and I’m STILL not pregnant. (PLUS, more bills to match it. EEK!)”
Trust me, I get it. I’ve been there.
Which is part of how I know that the solution to your fertility problems is NOT more pills or more stressful doctor’s visits, but it’s also not throwing your hands up in the sky and saying “screw IT!” Even if you really want to. Frustration and repeated disappointment does that. I get it.
Your doctors might not have had an answer, but giving up is not the answer, either. There are simple, natural ways to and improve your fertility that don’t require a bunch of appointments, prescriptions, and expenses.
hey there!
In case we haven’t met yet, I’m Katie Musicco, the founder of periodFix, an Acupuncturist and a Doctor of Chinese Medicine.
My specialty? Helping women get their hormones in check, have better periods and get pregnant with ease. I know firsthand how frustrating, painful, and scary fertility issues can be. Long story short: I myself have gone through multiple pregnancy losses and uterine surgeries while trying to grow our family. But I’m recovered, I’m healthy, and I’m here to help you get your period health incheck.
My periodFix approach is based in Chinese Medicine, combines three critical factors to help you heal your hormones and get pregnant faster.
Know what happens when you treat the root cause of your period problems?
You not only become the incredible woman that you were meant to be...
- Your cycles becoming regular (oh hello ovulation!)
- Have energy to crush your day and workouts!
- Shed stubborn weight and fit into those skinny jeans again
- Say good-bye to PMS & painful periods
- Overall sense of happiness, better mindset, and improvement of relationships
- Tackle your To-Do List with clear focus & energy
- Have glowing clear skin and shinny hair
- and of course…you get pregnant with ease (Hello, fertility!)
You’re ready for relief. You’re ready for freedom.
You’re ready to reclaim the life you really want to be living.
You're ready to become a MOTHER
And you’re about to, because I know that you’re finally READY to make this commitment to YOURSELF.
periodFix
The program, community, and support you need to get pregnant and have healthy babies.
The program, community, and support you need to regulate your cycles and get pregnant faster.
What you get when you join the Simply Fertile Program?
What you Get
Heal your body and restore your fertility.
Body Typing & Health Check
Body typing according to allows us to customize the meals and ingredients in your nutrition plans and find the optimal lifestyle for your body type. My body typing method is founded in Chinese Medicine. You’ll gain an insight into the state of your health and find out if you need to follow an alternative track in the program because of HPO-axis dysregulation, PMS or heavy gut problems.
Powerful Tools to Keep You Going
The center of your journey is the Simple Fertile Toolkit, an Ancient Chinese Wellness Program for Getting Pregnant and having healthy babies. All the tools to help you make changes in what, when and how your eat and drink, as well as add as adding certain forms of exercise, massage, meditation, and other self-care techniques, can contribute significantly to enchaining our fertility.
Personalized Supplement Protocol
To help you heal your body and restore your fertility you’ll get my prenatal supplement protocol as well as splits the 100 workouts into 5 phases, 20 workouts in each phase. You’ll complete 10 workouts, then crank up the intensity by adding challenges to the next 10. At 20–30 minutes each, you might want to do two a day as you get stronger.
Get Support to Help You Succeed
When you commit to your health and the Simply Fertile program, we make sure you are never alone. You’re part of a fertility community that’s strong and is committed to support you throughout this journey and beyond. We’ve helped hundreds of thousands get stronger, healthier, fitter than they ever thought possible.
Nutrition
Better nutrition, better results.
Nutrition Yes, nutrition impacts your fertility and hormones. Did you know that some foods can even chemically react like hormones in your body? YUP. But with some simple changes (and yummy recipes), you can start nourishing your body with foods that support your fertility goals instead of working against you.
Supplements – a natural power boosters for your body’s internal organs. They help your body function optimally while you’re healing, which can otherwise be hard because healing takes a LOT of energy. Supplements also work by filling the therapeutic gaps that food cannot. With the right blend of herbs, tinctures, and supplement formulas, your body will be rocking and rolling in no time.
Lifestyle – Truth: no amount of food and supplements can overcome the damage that chronic stress, toxic relationships, unhealthy work environments, bad attitudes, or lack of sleep creates. Your health depends on your habits and that goes for your reproductive health too.
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The Plan You need to Make Boosting Your Fertility Simple and Stress Free!
Improving your chances of getting pregnant means cleansing your system then fueling your body with the right nutrition, so you get the energy you need without feeling deprived. Simply Fertile Program makes it easy as possible to supply your body every day with powerful, healthy vitamins and nutrients.
Your Program includes:
BODY TYPING & HEALTH CHECK::
Allows us to customize the meals and ingredients in your nutrition plans and find the optimal lifestyle for your body type. ($197 value)
YOUR FOOD GUIDELINES:
so you’ll know what to eat, what to avoid, and when. ($97 value)
PERSONALIZED NUTRITION PLAN
Your Personal Nutrition Plan is tailored to your body type for optimal body reset results. This is by no means a starvation diet; instead, we focus on clean, anti-inflammatory and hormone-balancing protocol ($297 value)
10 DAYS OF SUGGESTED MEALS
Specifically tailored to your hormonal needs so you can eat yummy food AND still heal. ($47 value)
PERSONAL SHOPPING LISTS
To make gathering the food you need to prep your meals as easy as possible. ($27 value)
SIMPLY FERTILE RECIPE BOOK insider’s access to all of my most popular Simply Fertile Recipes for hormonal support and delicious way of eating that is simple and stress free ($97 value)
FERTILITY SUPPLEMENT PROTOCOL
Your personalized fertility supplements. Take the stress out of the guessing game. Know what to take to help support your body and increase your chances of getting pregnant sooner ($24 value)
THE PRIVATE SIMPLY FERTILE FACEBOOK GROUP
The #1 secret to success with any nutrition program is to stay accountable to your own health goals. That’s why as part of your Simply Fertile Pack, you’ll have free access to your cheerleaders, comrades, besties, and friends. You don’t know them yet, but soon you’ll ask yourself how you EVER tried to do any of this without them. Trust me. (umm… priceless)
HOME FERTILITY TOOLKIT
All the tools to help you make changes in what, when and how your eat and drink, as well as add as adding certain forms of exercise, massage, meditation, and other self-care techniques, can contribute significantly to enchaining our fertility. ($97 value)
PLUS!!!! BONUS GIFTS
KITCHEN PURGE & RESTOCK
The #1 secret to success with any nutrition program is to stay accountable to your own health goals. That’s why as part of your Simply Fertile Pack, you’ll have free access to your cheerleaders, comrades, besties, and friends. You don’t know them yet, but soon you’ll ask yourself how you EVER tried to do any of this without them. Trust me. (umm… priceless)
SIMPLY FERTILE MINDSET
Help push you become aware of what is actually
holding you back. Just “think positive” isn’t something that will serve you. This sheet
will help you recognize those obstacles and prepare you to take the first steps at
overcoming them. ($18 value)
What is Simply Fertile Worth?
Simply Fertile is valued at approximately $2,897
What's Your Investment?
FOR YOUR FIRST MONTH AND THEN $49 PER MONTH AFTER
For a limited time!
(Normally $77 for your first month and then $77 per months after.)
That’s less than a gym membership, less than your daily Starbucks habit (don’t lie to me), less than an hourlong spa massage, and about 214867347687 TIMES the value of your lifelong health, IF you can even put a price on your health. Can you? I don’t think so.
THIS IS YOUR FAMILY & HEALTH WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!
HOW TO BECOME A MEMBER...
- Click any of the JOIN NOW buttons you see here.
- You may use any major credit card to complete your purchase.
- Once you submit payment, you’ll get an immediate WELCOME email with all of your log-in details to access your content and join the Ballers online!
- When you log-in, you’ll receive all details from my welcome video and cheat sheet so you can get started. Oh yeah!
- You start healing those lady balls, fitting into your favorite clothes, having great poops, and enjoying WAY more energy (not to mention all the other amazing healthy benefits).
You might be thinking… “but I’ve already tried everything. How do I know THIS will work?”
First, let me say this: “I get it.” Most of the women who start this program are in the exact same place as you right now.
They’ve been trying to conceive for months with disappointment after disappointment, maybe seen tons of doctors, they’ve been put on hormone supplements which (of course) only makes things worse. They’ve been told that only have a slim chance it can help them. Or worse, they’ve been promised that whatever solution they’ve been given is the “only” way, over and over again, only to be disappointed when it also DOES NOT WORK.
Here is how Simply Fertile is different...
Simply Fertile is NOT a one-size-fits-all program
It’s customized to YOU. When you join you’ll take a Body Typing questionnaire, you’ll get your own protocol to follow based on YOUR needs. So whether you’re allergic to nuts, intolerant to dairy, or have unique personal stressors that you think are getting in the way of your health, this program is here to help you.
You only get out of it what you put into it.
Simply Fertile is not about FAST results, it’s about lasting impact, think about baby #2 or 3 down the road. So while your results may feel magical, this program is not a “magic bullet.” It’s a natural approach based on food science, hormonal biology, and the principles of Chinese Medicine. All that said, you have to commit to the program and do the work in order to heal.
You only need to give it your all for THREE MONTHS.
This is my test drive policy. I’m so confident that you’ll SEE results if you’re putting in the work that I personally guarantee it. If you do the work and don’t see results, you can cancel your membership ANYTIME after the first three months, no questions asked. After the first three months, your investment will be $57/month should you continue in the program.
Any other questions?
FAQ
Great question! By signing up, you’ll be registering yourself as an official “Baller,”. You will have committed to the program for the first three months, and since the program is a membership, you’ll be billed each month on the same day each month. Because it takes time and consistency to see improvements in your health and hormones, I recommend that you commit yourself to the program for at least six months. Although, once you’re in, I don’t think you’ll ever wanna leave! #mafia All that said, you’re free to cancel at any time after the first three months.
I wish I could include them at this price point! Unfortunately, the answer is NO, they are not included. But, you WILL get advice on where to buy exactly what you need so it’s as cost effective as possible.
Also NOPE. This is a fully online program – and it’s accessible anywhere in the world from your laptop, tablet, or desktop computer! (Or even your smartphone!) Just 15 minutes after purchase you’ll get an email giving you immediate access to your membership materials and our private Facebook group!
This varies from person to person. I’ve seen cysts shrink in as little as TWO months, and hot flashes disappear in under two DAYS. That being said, your results and the time required within the program depends on two things: your individual case and your commitment.
Are you thinking of leaving me before you’ve even gotten started? Girl…
I’m just teasing. I make it easy to cancel anytime after the first three months. Because I want you to give this program your ALL, I ask that you commit yourself for three months minimum. After that, you’re free to cancel whenever you’re “over” us. (Spoiler: you’ll never be “over” us!)
This program is billed monthly so you can come and go as it suits you and your finances. However, we do not provide refunds. As long as you cancel your membership, you will not be billed.
In a word, YES. This program is for you. Whether you’re in your 20s or 60s, hate exercise or fancy yourself a gym rat, or have raging PMS or raging peri-menopause, YOU are a hormonal creature. Sexy Lady Balls was designed for ALL women – we have Ballers of all shapes, sizes, ages, and lifestyles and it’s working for them. So, isn’t it time you joined us so it can start working for YOU too?
Okay, I’m about to answer a question with a question but – WHAT’S your alternative? To continue on a downward spiral with your health? Or keep going to doctors who have no answers for you? I’m going to level with you, because I’m not here to make promises that I cannot keep. Committing to Sexy Lady Balls will not be easy. YOU have to do the work and commit to the program in order to see the results. But, is it worth it? Um, YES.
The truth is that only YOU know what your health, life, and well-being is worth to you. I’m simply here to help you get there, and this is your official invitation to take a step in the right direction.
Of course! Our monthly Q&A calls are designed just for that – so you can get all of your questions answered on the spot! In addition, I’m very active in our online community and pride myself on being highly responsive for any of your questions. And of course, if you decide you need more one-on-one support, you can always book a private session with me. If you have more questions regarding billing and payment, you can email our support team at info@sexyfoodtherapy.com.
The cost of the program monthly is $77/month, but because you joined and you are committed to making serious changes, the cost for you is only $57/month. The monthly cost kicks in after your first three months if you do not cancel.
Join Simply Fertile Now for Only
$49
FOR YOUR FIRST MONTH AND THEN $57 PER MONTH AFTER
For a limited time!
(Normally $77 for your first month and then $77 per months after.)
A Final Note From Katie (that’s me)...
Listen, I’m no stranger to “hard times.” I once lived without furniture for 8 whole months in the interest of my health and being able to help women just like you. I had to quit a toxic job, practice nutrition by day, study Chinese medicine (also by day), and work other jobs at all hours in order to make it work. But make it work I DID.
Remember that sometimes, no matter how hard it is, change is necessary.
Anything is possible. You CAN heal your hormones, you CAN love your body, you CAN feel like your life is YOURS again.
What I know from my own story is this: your body will only wait for so long. It will only let you continue to work against it, against your hormones, for so long. Then it will tell you LOUD and CLEAR that what you’ve been doing is NOT working – and what seems subtle right now might become extreme, alarming, terrifying, and dangerous.
What I MOST want is for you is to take action NOW, before that happens.
Your body and your life can’t afford to wait.
And if I know anything about YOU, it’s this: YOU’RE WORTH IT.
xo katie
†Results vary depending on starting point and effort. Exercise and proper diet are necessary to achieve and maintain weight loss and muscle definition. The testimonials featured may have used simply fertile program along side of acupuncture treatments to achieve their maximum results.
Consult your physician and follow all safety instructions before beginning any program or nutrition plan, or using any supplement, especially if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, have any medical condition, or are taking any medication. The contents on our website are for informational purposes only, and are not intended to diagnose any medical condition, replace the advice of a healthcare professional, or provide any medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.